Now the nightmare... Err, I meant journey... begins.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. (bus driver: Will you kids shut the fuck up before I throw you out the goddam window!) The bus driver on the bus is very mad, very mad, very mad. (AAAAAAHHHHH!) {THUD} {Evil laughter} (HEY! You can't do that to us! We're only innocent children! If you touch us we'll sue!) (Hey! PUT ME DOWN!!!!) (AHHHH!!!!) {THUD}{laughing} (Anyone else want to sing?)

Help! I'm melting... melting (will someone PLEASE shut that stupid snowman up?) Hey, you can't talk to me that way, I'm a frosted citizen.{pulling out a blow torch} not anymore. {evil laughter}

I'll get you my pretty and your little dog... HEY, stop biting me! Is this any way to treat your captor? Somebody get this flea ridden beast off of me! {kick}

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There's no place like home, there's no place like {slap} Shut up already!

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Pretty scary huh?

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Houston, we have a problem. (WHO TOOK MY JELLY DONUT?) {laughs nervously} I'm kind of delivering an important announcement, so if you don't mind... (Who says this isn't important? A crime has been committed and I DEMAND JUSTICE!) Um, OK... As I was saying... Houston we have a problem... (EARL! GIVE ME BACK MY DONUT!) {kick}{punch}{nervous laughter}

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Four score and seven years a...(GET HIM!)

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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth... (I don't care! GIVE ME BACK MY LEG!)

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Just a spoon full of arsen, I mean suger makes the medicine go down. (THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!)

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You are the champion, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end. {bang} {car speeds off} Ralph? Ralph! How many fingers am I holding up? (He wouldn't know that even if he was conscious!)

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